Me and My Nine Iron

January 27, 2010

I Am Poor

New York Governor David Paterson says the horses in the traditional carriage rides need to be treated better or the popular tourist rides should be banned.

After the speech, he was seen leaving on four horses, whipping them as they carried his extra junk.

I empathize with Jay Leno, as he explained the entire story with NBC on his show a couple of weeks ago. He looks like he’s about to break down when talking to Oprah here.

I Am Rich iPhone App: The app costs $999.99, and all that it does is display an image of a red gem, which essentially functions as an elite status symbol on your phone. Do you have one? Didn’t think so.

I Am Poor iPhone App: It doesn’t exist. The app, which displays a picture of ramen on the screen, was actually submitted but didn’t make it past Apple’s chopping blocks. That’s racist.

The iPad: Steve Jobs said the tablet, which made its highly-anticipated

iPad prices.

presentation on Wednesday is “the most important thing I’ve ever done.” The biggest thing in the tech world for months, this 9.7-inch touchscreen tablet would create a new computing category of tablet computers with a release date in about 60 days.

Believe it or not, the Apple CEO has failed numerous times with new products, and I’d be surprised if this became a smashing hit because of its steep price with respect to what more it can offer consumers.



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