Me and My Nine Iron

February 15, 2010

Heidi who?

Hope you all had a good Valentine’s Day. I was busy last night sniffing

I think it's the makeup.

magazine cologne with five dudes.

Heidi Montag hit the red carpet on Saturday for the first time since her ten plastic surgery procedures done on November 20. Yes, you read that right. Among her other changes, she had her breast implants increased to DDDs, and she “still wants to improve” them. God help you, Heidi.

In other reality TV news, someone is doing Jersey Shore’s Snooki real dirty with the slow and painful release of a sex tape and nude pics of her. The sex tape, which I won’t post, is tough to identify her in it, as she’s mainly busy with her head down, if you know what I mean. The first nude pic went up Friday, and the second one‘s just been released with the promise of more. Don’t worry, you can’t see anything, something I can’t say the same for Greg Oden‘s recent pic.

Kevin Smith, the Silent Bob in Jay and Silent Bob, was taken off of a Southwest Airlines flight on Saturday because his weight was deemed a safety risk. Smith, who usually purchases two tickets, went on a Twitter rage about being removed after he was seated but was not without a critic.  A pilot wrote a piece about how Smith should understand that his obesity can crash a plane and wrote with such disdain that she implied the fate of that plane would have been the same as Aaliyah‘s fatal tragedy.

I can’t find a weight on Smith, but he doesn’t look like your typical this-guy-definitely-needs-two-seats-maybe-three 300+ pound beast you’d hate to sit next to but probably end up with. Suck it, Southwest, and your stupid rapping commercial.



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