Me and My Nine Iron

March 5, 2010

The Raperscan


Rapiscan scanner

The Department of Homeland Security named the 11 airports on Friday that will receive the first wave of Rapiscan scanners, the much-hyped full-body scanners.

They couldn’t think of another name than Rapiscan? Well, I guess it’s fittingly intrusive.

Where's the naughty nurse?

The very liberal Sean Penn on the critics of his help in Haiti: “You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah, you know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.”

What a hippie asshole. No pun intended.

A car caused a chain-reaction crash with three parked cars in Yorba Linda Thursday morning. The owner of an overturned car said her son would have been inside the car to head to school but had to take the bus as a result of a bad grade. She said, “I’ve never been happier for him to get an ‘F’.”

If he was in the car to go to school, it wouldn’t have been in the parking lot,

That's a mean-looking hatchet.

would it? And you wonder where the kid gets his smarts from.

You have to read some of these product knockoffs from around the world. My favorites are the Chintendo Vii and Arm & Hatchet, among all the other egregious typos.

BJ

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