Me and My Nine Iron

March 16, 2010

Uh, we have a damage not accounted for


Khloe Kardashian had this to say about Shia LeBeouf‘s 2008 car crash in

The Terminator hand is his left hand.

which he had been drinking, “Just be smarter. Think about your actions and get a driver. It’s so much cheaper in the long run!”

Shia, Shia, let me say it for you.

Dumb bitch.

A new study shows that men who have hair loss by age 30 reduce their chances of prostate cancer by 45%. Jason Alexander‘s probably thinking, “Who’s got the last laugh now?” But the answer would still be us, if you’ve seen him on the embarrassing Jenny Craig commercial with Valerie Bertinelli.

A 4.4 earthquake this morning and 80+ degree weather in winter, it must be Southern California. They say earthquakes with a magnitude of 4 actually occur in Southern California every month or two and that there’s a 5% chance that it’s a foreshock to a larger earthquake so that means with our last 5 magnitude earthquake in July 2008–drum roll for the mathematically challenged–we should get hit with another 5’er anywhere from March 2010 to November 2011, which is now so live on tilt from now. And then we all know what happens in 2012.

In today’s “Headlines,” this L.A. Times article states “no major damage or injuries reported,” yet they have a picture of this following the headline.

What, did he lose his home?

BJ

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1 Comment »

  1. I’m actually a fan of Khloe Kardashian. She’s got the most personality of the ‘Dash sisters, even though she’s the least attractive. Still, I can’ overlook the blatant hypocrisy of her message to Shia, whom I’m a fan of as well.

    Comment by Chris — March 17, 2010 @ 2:59 pm | Reply


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