Me and My Nine Iron

June 2, 2011

The Ascension

Filed under: For your pleasure — BJ @ 7:36 pm

I know I’m going on a bit of a religious bashing phase here, and because it’s Ascension Day today, I thought it’d be fitting to share an incident I had this past Saturday.

Based on a True Story

EXT. COLORADO BLVD — SANTA MONICA, CA — AFTERNOON

A KOREAN MAN (40’s) stands on the corner of a busy walking intersection passing out papers and spreading the word of God.

RELIGIOUS MAN
(handing paper)
Believe in Jesus?

A MAN doesn’t accept the paper and walks by with his SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

Enter BRYAN (unabashed, confrontational), who sees the religious man right in his path and anticipates him by continuing to walk in it.

RELIGIOUS MAN
(handing paper)
Believe in Jesus?

Bryan takes the paper and throws it out into the street. As he walks away…

RELIGIOUS MAN
(smiling)
Remember Jesus died for you.

BRYAN
Shut the hell up.

Bryan walks on, as a WHITE WOMAN (30’s) walking next to Bryan laughs to herself.

FADE OUT

BJ

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3 Comments »

  1. hi

    Comment by crimit — June 30, 2011 @ 7:45 am | Reply

  2. Glad you can take lightly a very sensitive subject.

    Comment by BJ — June 3, 2011 @ 1:37 am | Reply

  3. hahaha. classic BJ.

    Comment by Chris Le — June 2, 2011 @ 9:13 pm | Reply


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