Me and My Nine Iron

September 20, 2011

Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times

Filed under: On the 6 o'clock news — BJ @ 12:40 am

I didn’t want to change that headline. That’s just so ridiculous it can’t possibly be true. Although maybe, they should’ve put “ex-boyfriend” just like that – in quotations. The 42-year-old woman claims she had a relationship with the 62-year-old man, and the number of calls she placed to him wasn’t excessive while the man denied they had a relationship, which means one of two things if they had a likely one-night stand. He’s either super rich or there was a major clinger alert like the freakier Cleary daughter in Wedding Crashers. But trying to argue that 65,000 isn’t excessive makes you fucking crazy whichever way you look at it.

On a bad day, I’ll get 10 telemarketing calls, which is a number where I want to get all the addresses of the people who called me, go to their houses and shoot them in their faces dead. This guy received 178 calls a day, every day for an entire year. Did it really take him until the 65,000th time for him to say, “Fuck, I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to the police.” If it was a celebrity, I’m sure she would’ve changed her number after the tenth call, but this guy’s like, “64,989. I’m giving her 11 more calls, and that’s it.” What a jackoff.

BJ

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1 Comment »

  1. Bitch is crazy.

    Comment by Anonymous — September 21, 2011 @ 6:49 pm | Reply


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