Me and My Nine Iron

December 9, 2011

The best Black Friday shopping list ever!

Filed under: For your pleasure,TMZ ish — BJ @ 12:56 am

Just to add one thing from the last post…You could probably have sex with a

Leaked Playboy cover.

celebrity for well under a million dollars, but it’s amazing you have to drop seven figures for a few nude photos. Like the saying goes, “take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

Black Friday is a bitch. I tried to stroll into the store at a quarter after midnight. You know, after the hundreds of people waiting in line for days have gone in. If you can imagine how big a Target building is, the line at a quarter after midnight wrapped around half of the building.

Note to self: that doesn’t fucking work. We went back at 3a, and all was well.

  • Batteries
  • Bibs
  • Books at Barnes and Noble (store opens at 9a)
  • Chapstick
  • CD’s
  • Food thermometer
  • Glue gun
  • Granola bars
  • Insoles
  • Toys
  • Wii recharge dock
  • Wine at Total Wine (store opens at 9a)

Name all of the items that me and my friend went shopping for on Black Friday that were not on sale.



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