Me and My Nine Iron

December 16, 2011

Girls girls girls

Breaking news: Victoria’s Secret models get their perfect bodies from not eating!

Adriana Lima said in an interview before last month’s annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show that she doesn’t eat solids for nine days leading up to the show, in addition to two workouts a day. So for those of you wondering how to get fit this new year, just stop eating and you’ll be an angel. That’s essentially what Jenny Craig does for you anyway. Why pay someone to tell you to eat a teaspoon of a sandwich?

I know girls like to dress up and have a night out, but I feel like a lot of the times they look worse. And they don’t even know it. Case in point:

Mila Kunis at the Marine Corps Ball.

So not digging the hairstyle, and I think our honorable Marine feels the same way.

It’s no secret that Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to fight aging, but this new haircut is taking it to a whole new level. It’s as wrong as when 50-year-olds wear tight jeans. A smokin’ 42-year-old indeed, but Rachel Green’s going to bust out that cheerleading outfit pretty damn soon.

My point about Kunis and Aniston, and for all you ladies out there who don’t read my blog, is embrace. Embrace your natural beauty and your age, and you’ll only continue to be prettier. Like Meryl Streep.

No good?


Leave a Comment »

No comments yet.

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Blog at

%d bloggers like this: